A sampling of the latest witty and pithy posts by tennis stars, observers, and fans.
Storified by Jonathan Scott · Fri, Mar 28 2014 15:52:25
Will @SonyOpenTennis final be 40th meeting between Djokovic & Nadal, or will Nishikori and/or Berdych prevent it? Semis today live on ESPN2.
Nishikori AND Berdych both pulled out of today's semis?! This is like that crazy day at Wimbledon last year when everyone lost. #VamosRafa
Disappointing, but getting injured is not a character flaw. See: Del Potro, Juan Martin
So this means Martina Hingis is playing in the men's final now? I'm so lost.
is #Federer really warming up in a sweater vest right now? only he could pull that off #fresh
People passing judgement on the sweater vest like Anna Wintour hasn't been living in the Federer box this week.
"You will win this match, just listen to what I say" #lawl MT @lukasziwanek: Piotr: "Wygrasz ten mecz, tylko posłuchaj co ci powiem".
“@UberFacts: Jay Z and Beyoncé are tied in their Grammy wins, each with 17 trophies at home.” Just like @rogerfederer and @serenawilliams
Q. Why do you live in MonteCarlo instead of Miami? Is it because you're afraid of Latin women? NOVAK DJOKOVIC: ...Afraid of Latin women?
Q. Because of your fiancée? Are you afraid of that? NĐ: I love the way your face expression is after you ask me a Q, totally serious...
Clearly nobody bought Sloane Stephens courage, guts or determination off her gift registry. Nice of Woz to gift her a bagel and breadstick!
Surprise surprise, Djokovic on TV says he doesn’t know rule regarding whether racket can cross the net: http://t.co/MsDYhcAvgH #sonyopen
"If it was over the net, it was over the net...I don't need to keep getting asked about it." -Murray on the missed call in the first set.
If players can use Hawk Eye to make challenges, why can't they use video replays? This is 2014
Oh, FFS. There's nobody on tour with a halo.
