This is issued in the public interest. Have a Happy Election.
Storified by Prem Panicker · Thu, Jul 25 2013 22:00:03
PSA: Okay so we are into the political silly season. And will spend considerable time over the next few months rabble-rousing -- sorry, 1/2
2/2…I should say "debating". So, here. Take time, read this, learn how to "debate" right. Very important. http://www.rinkworks.com/persuasive/
Gems from the link I posted: "You must never, under any circumstances, concede that your opponent might ever possibly be right"
Point 2: "you should only use compromise as a diversionary tactic. Don't ever compromise your main point."
#3: Use of big words is persuasive several times over. They make you look all smart and other people look all stupid
#4: Forgetfulness is a powerful debating tool. You must use this wisely, cos it can be a devastating weapon in your fight against ignorance.
#5: Talk relentlessly, especially when your opponent is also trying to talk. Interrupt constantly.
#6: Facts might be the best way to substantiate an argument, but lies are the next best thing If facts don't prove your point, make some up.
#7: Taunting is a crucial element of a persuasive argument. The purpose of taunting your opponent is to intimidate him into submission
#8: The interjection of random comments is a useful diversionary tactic.
#9: When in doubt, say "clearly." It may not be clear, but your opposition doesn't know that.
#10: Name calling is an efficient way of pointing out your opponents' weaknesses
#11. Yelling is one of the most instinctive and exciting methods of getting your point
