Godzilla

I lost a bet to Spilly. I had to watch this. It was soul-crushing.

Storified by stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 12:00:10

I lost a bet with @IAmSpilly and as a result, I have to watch and write about the 1998 Godzilla tomorrow. May God have mercy on our souls.

— stefanielaine · Sat, Jun 15 2013 22:43:28

here goes :( pic.twitter.com/CIrRwb60Sz · stefanielaine

@stefanielaine what no why

— Peter Berkes · Sun, Jun 16 2013 08:44:43

Twitter poll: Does anyone have a more punchable face than Matthew Broderick? #Godzilla

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 08:48:39

Because he's singing Singin in the Rain in this awful Vaudeville voice and I just want to destroy the entire world #Godzilla

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 08:49:12

Which, I suppose, means I may end up identifying with Godzilla in the end. #Godzilla

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 08:49:36

Oh good, a recurring joke about how the protagonist's last name is hard to pronounce :/

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 08:52:31

guys :( RT @IAmSpilly: @stefanielaine Baaaahahahahahahahahah AHAHAHAHAHAHA

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:09:52

Save yourselves, twitter. Never make a bet with Spilly. He’s diabolical.

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:13:04

Broderick just said “An island…with water on all sides” OH THAT KIND OF ISLAND

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:14:52

I mean, the decision to have Broderick wear a backwards pageboy cap through this entire movie. I can't.

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:23:08

I have no idea what's happening in this movie right now. Genuinely no idea.

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:32:13

This would explain it RT @BrianPickett: @stefanielaine Nothing is going on.

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:33:09

actual dialogue: "you know that really bad feeling i get when something really bad is about to happen. i'm getting that feeling right now."

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:34:15

OH my favorite part so far - Matthew Broderick the biologist pronounces "citrate" as "SY-trate"

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:38:22

Oh Godzilla is pregnant. Of course.

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:40:08

I also like how video cassettes and tape recorders in this movie are completely impervious to driving rain

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:44:53

This movie is corroding my very soul

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 09:55:23

GODZILLAS ARE BORN PREGNANT?

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 10:29:33

COME ON MAN

— stefanielaine · Sun, Jun 16 2013 10:29:38