Storified by Lauren LaBorde · Tue, May 28 2013 07:41:36
Uh... “@WWLTV: Tonight at 10: Little girl killed in Tangipahoa crash with unlicensed 15-year-old driver and a Planned Parenthood protest”
A saw
Lots of women get breast cancer screenings for less through Planned Parenthood. Don't boot PP out of #nola due to ignorance. #NOLAneedsPP
Pepsi ad currently running on the digital screens on side of the New Orleans Arena says "POP OF THE PELICANS." What ad wizard OK'd that?
Never did I think I would have to worry about the newspaper ripping off what I've been working for for almost 10 years. #NOLAeats @NOLAnews
I KNOW that the person behind the "social media engagement" was well aware of my #NOLAeats work, which is the icing on the cake. @NOLAnews
.@NOLA_Eats = me. When my real name became more recognizable & I started working as a writer, I changed usernames. @nolaeats is @NOLAnews.
Why did I suffer 4 summers living in New Orleans without owning more linen shirts? It's like wearing smiley clouds!
my attendance to these twitter awards will finally redeem my high school prom absence
My plan for the @yat_speak awards: get blackout drunk, accept an award I didn't win, shoot a pellet gun at Elizabeth Taylor's bones
Hey @laurenlaborde where's the category for Best Mom Account for those who tweet while hauling Mardi Gras ladders & changing shitty diapers?
Think the @yat_speak nomination are good, but definitely skewed towards the childless set. Maybe they need a category just for breeders?
I'm going full on Amanda Bynes at the @yat_speak awards.
I thought it was just OK. #fueding MT @the_gambit: Good work on "The Michael J Fox Show," @WendellPierce - looks pretty funny!
@rthompsonMSY Hey Thompson we all look forward to read your in depth business analysis. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz! #fueding
Still waiting for Anne Rice to write an angry letter to the editor about the Al Copeland statue.
Hallmark has a Troubled Relationship category? Is there a Peace Out We're Divorced category?
