From Farm to Pasture - A Moomoir in Progress

The Brief and Wonderful Adventures of Bea, the Bold Bovine.

Storified by Bea the Bold Bovine · Sat, Apr 20 2013 13:15:06

Awoke in the dark enclosed among a mass of softness & memories of jostling giants speaking in tongues. #BeaBreaksOut #escapethedark #part1

— Bea the Bold Bovine · Tue, Apr 16 2013 09:02:08

Deep into the darkness peerin long I lay there wonderin fearin dreamin dreams no bovine dared to dream #BeaBreaksOut #part2 #poetryinmootion

— Bea the Bold Bovine · Tue, Apr 16 2013 12:13:16

I dreamt of luscious green grass to chew on and regurgitate contentedly. #beabreaksout #mootivation #part3 · Bea the Bold Bovine

Cowtain's Log, stardate unknown: I fear my situation has turned dire. I see the light at the end #beabreaksout #timetofacemoortality #part4

— Bea the Bold Bovine · Wed, Apr 17 2013 15:50:31

It's not THE light, it's just harsh bright fluorescent light! #honestmoostake #beabreaksout #stayinalive #part5 pic.twitter.com/XOaUFcXxT9 · Bea the Bold Bovine

Bovine bovine burnin brite/in th greenfield of th night/wot immortal hand or head/could frame thy rotund quadruped #pocketpoem #beabreaksout

— Bea the Bold Bovine · Thu, Apr 18 2013 11:51:30

Daddy was never the same after his promotion.Suddenly he couldnt get anything..well, done. #beabreaksout #milkingit pic.twitter.com/mw7h4SkBOU · Bea the Bold Bovine

Though I am out of the darkness, I have yet to be free. All of us are trapped here under the watchful gaze... tmblr.co/Z3kJRsj8dxLd

— Bea the Bold Bovine · Sat, Apr 20 2013 13:09:54